itsallavengers:

Peter Parker: Four months ago I lost my father-figure, Iron Man

Tony through the comms: Quit telling everyone I’m dead, I told you a thousand times, I’m only fucking retiring so I can look after my newborn daughter, stop being pissy about it and move o-

Peter: Sometimes I can still hear his voice

genderfluxthings:

Yeah sex is great and all but have you ever had the satisfaction of finding the right label for yourself after months or years?

the-original-cinnamon-roll:

Countless studies: hot showers are bad for you!! They dry out and damage your skin!

Me: I Will Boil Myself Like A Lobster If I So Choose

pwapboi:

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pwapboi:

if you’re gay, you’re doing GREAT and i will die for you

if you’re a lesbian, you’re doing AMAZING and i will kill for you

if you’re bisexual, you’re doing SPECTACULARLY and i will fight for you

if you’re pansexual, you’re doing WONDERFULLY and i will guide you on your journey

if you’re transgender, you’re doing GLORIOUSLY and i will climb a mountain for you

if you’re asexual or aromantic, you’re doing INCREDIBLY and i will walk through fire for you

if you’re nonbinary, you’re doing BEAUTIFULLY and i will defend your honour

if you’re queer or questioning, you’re doing EXCEPTIONALLY and i will protect you

nileking:

I wanna be in love but also yikes

fyeahmarvel:

Peter, when will I know I’m ready?

You won’t. It’s a leap of faith. That’s all it is, Miles. A leap of faith.

tchaikovskaya:

tchaikovskaya:

im extremely nosy but i dont have loose lips and thats the best combination tbh im not here to spread rumors or hurt anyone im only in it for the knowledge of everyone’s business i wont tell anybody but i NEED to possess ALL of the secrets

me hearing all the different sides of the story because everyone involved has told me directly what their take on the situation is but not saying anything and just watching it unfold like a intensely dramatically ironic shakespearean play with an audience of one (1) which is ME 

child-of-dolora:

tiny-septic-box-sam:

oopsabird:

god, GOD Freddie Mercury was such a fucking badass

This doesn’t do the moment justice. He took the swig of vodka, said “I’ll fucking do it darling”, and then ABSOLUTELY NAILED IT in one fucking take

Mood for 2019: “I’ll fucking do it, darling.”

i-am-grell:

My mom, on “my sex life”: You’re missing out

Me, an asexual: Sounds fake but ok

jamaicanamazon:

mehreenqudosi:

classically trained but we’ll still fuck ya up

Ayyyyyyyeeee

starkked:

Bruce Banner in The Avengers (2012)

maircury:

The only pain I want to feel in 2019 is the tattoo needle pain.

love:

by Matt McVeigh

honeyfaun:

How to Feign Your Life is Together

Have a signature accessory, clothing article, make up look, or hair style.

Have a fragrance. Make your hair scents and lotions match your perfume.

It’s okay to dine alone. Bring a book or people watch.

Love your hair. Research the best brands for your hair type and use masks weekly.

Your nails don’t need to be fancy, but keep them maintained.

Stay worldly. Know works of art, artists, designers, films, books, politicians. Spend your lunch break reading the paper or a magazine.

Crying is not a weapon. It’s okay to feel your emotions, but never use them as an excuse to avoid your problems.

Jealousy is boring. Love and appreciate others. If you can’t love them, forget them.

Boost others. Flatter others, but don’t deprecate yourself in the process.

Don’t sulk. Don’t let the whole world know your problems. If you don’t want someone to give their opinion, don’t share your situation.

Your life is between you and the universe. Don’t post your personal matters for others to see.

Don’t emotionally blackmail others. They hurt you? Let them know and then move on. It’s between the two of you and not the world.

Cook dinner. Cook dinner and listen to music, the radio, or a podcast.

Treat yourself to candles and flowers. Be your own cheerleader.

Take naps. Take a cat nap on a Sunday afternoon with the blinds open and the fan on high.

Drink your water, eat your vegetables. Take care of your body.

Never have time to take off your jewelry before bed, but always have time to take off your makeup. Your nighttime skin regime is important.

Mystery is beautiful. You don’t need to reveal much of or about yourself.

Never appear other than as you are. Don’t lie about yourself. Embrace who you are at your core.